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Monsieur, at zee Otel Ducase zee Culinary

  • Monsieur, at zee Otel Ducase zee Culinary exPeriance ees completement. Here you find zee Bath. In ze Tub an enorm souffle - just add your favorit engredient ze madmosisel, he he
  • I looked at my girlfriend 'who is this guy?' The strange little french man who looked like a character out of Ratatouille was creepily staring at her. 'look sir we only asked for a
  • peanut flavoured milkshake. What is your problem?" The little French man said "Je suis allergique aux arachides!"
  • "Oh, damn. Then why did you order the spider and peanut shake?" I cried. "PORQUE YO SOY EN REALIDAD ESPAÑOLA!" he shrieked, as blisters starting forming on his smug little face.
  • Well. Hmmm. Not much more anyone could say about that. Didn't really bother me much, since I'm a sociopath. So the little Spanish-speaking guy just croaked. Big deal. I went on my
  • way, and I brought El Toado too. I always like having someone around in case I get the insatiable urge to make the rio run rojo, haha. "Oh, you slay me," said El Toado. Good idea,
  • I could sure use a gordita caballo right about now. "Senor! Dos cervezas mas y quatro caballo especiales y, uh, hey, El Toado, how do you say
  • ..." El Toado lifted his hand. "Listen up, mate," he said, "if I wanted you to speak to me in Spanish, I'd have given you a dictionary. "No need to get snippy!" I said, "I'll have
  • the greasy pork sandwich!" El Toado waited for the cashier to ring up his order. The cashier was holding a forty ounce of Tecate between his knees because he wasn't supposed to
  • have any more Cheez-its until he'd sorted his DVD collection in alphabetical order. He'd had to do it twice because he'd included the leading articles "a" and "the" by mistake.
Started
2012-12-06 15:27:19
Finished
2013-03-03 01:13:52

6 Comments

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    Chaz Mar 29 2013 @ 21:52

    Why spend the big bucks on the Rosetta Stone when I can learn a foreign language right here!
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    buddyboy4711 Mar 29 2013 @ 22:14

    "Zebra (n.): Ze garment which covers ze bosom."
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    lucielucie Mar 30 2013 @ 02:29

    I like 'snippy'. I got that off 'Fargo'.
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    49erFaithful Mar 30 2013 @ 12:53

    "No need to get snippy" What the infant said to the rabbi at the bris.
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    lucielucie Mar 31 2013 @ 13:43

    fnarr fnarr
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    Zetawilk Apr 02 2013 @ 00:40

    I want to name my child "Fnar". Or maybe my pet. Yeah, definitely pet. It's such a cute name, for no apparent reason.

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