"This should sort your addiction." Said the

"This should sort your addiction." Said the doctor as he dangled the carrot in front of Nate's eyes. Hand-cuffing him to the chair, he said "Give it a few days and you'll be sick o

he watched Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit and suffered a relapse so powerful that it pushed him off of carrots and right into a crippling Eukodol addiction. He needed

help.Hutch had taken on weight since Wallace & Gromit couldn't get out of his easy boy. He saw a late night infomercial & called Lipomatic. "Help I'm stuck in a giant rabbit body!

My name if now Peter." The other rabbits took me into the family, and I got used to the hole where they lived. It was like my old flat, but nicer. Peter's Mother cooked food

: carrots, turnips, radishes, squash. We took what we could dig up from the farmer's fields without getting caught. Peter and Mother Rabbit taught me all there was to know about

being a Bunny Survivorist! Then we also gained insight from the Alice in Wonderland famed White Rabbit who taught us the essence of

Tardiness in the fanning of one's imagination. It was a load of hraka but only the harebrained would buy it. They bought it all the way to the largest warren known to Bunnydom.

This was known as the Leslie Ann Warren, home of the Warren Buffet, where elderly rabbits ate for half price and bunnies under a week old ate for free. I dragged my cotton tail to

the side of the sushi conveyor, but had to move closer to the start to get first dibs on the sushi. I felt glad to sit and forget the rabbit crimes I had committed today.