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He waited in the rest room until he heard

  • He waited in the rest room until he heard someone in the stall next to him. He tapped with his right foot, got a response, then was surprised when through the glory hole came a
  • silver hand holding a silver goblet out towards him. "Driiiink." The voice came from somewhere, nowhere, everywhere all at once. With trembling fingers, Jake took it & drank. Swirl
  • ing the elixir in his mouth. it had a subtle taste of oak and forest green. "Excellent vintage.." said Jake "I (erk.)" The voice bellowed "NOW YOU'RE ONE OF US! us... us... ussss"
  • Jake smelled the air. He smelt a delicious Italian sub. The voice below said something more, it said "
  • Something more... something more." Jake shouted, "What? Something more than an Italian sub. Or something more than life?" There was a pause... "Something more than a sub you idiot!
  • Jake dreamed of Pastaland where the ladies had liguini hair & delicate orrecchiette ears,poets wrote in sugo with penne,farfalle floated on the breeze, at night Mezzelune & Stelle
  • Rule the danceclub floor. Elephant brand vermicelli is the cat's pajamas when entertaining the Viceroy. Beware of imitations, Pastaland was no ordinary place. Jake woke up at
  • Cinema Ziti, & immediately fastened a Farfalloni to his collar. He then paid a Penne to watch the premiering of a Sylvester Stelline film, amidst a Gigli crowd. Ah, Pastaland! Jake
  • The movie opens up with Sylvester Stelline as Jason inside of a boxing ring, with what appears to be a 15 year old boy. Suddenly, we see the boy throws a hook.
  • "That's when I walked out. It just didn't feel right for the character. He should have shook the guy's hand, bought him a calzone and talk out their problems. He's very sensitive."
Started
2013-04-01 00:32:24
Finished
2016-04-12 21:26:43

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