He waited in the rest room until he heard

He waited in the rest room until he heard someone in the stall next to him. He tapped with his right foot, got a response, then was surprised when through the glory hole came a

silver hand holding a silver goblet out towards him. "Driiiink." The voice came from somewhere, nowhere, everywhere all at once. With trembling fingers, Jake took it & drank. Swirl

ing the elixir in his mouth. it had a subtle taste of oak and forest green. "Excellent vintage.." said Jake "I (erk.)" The voice bellowed "NOW YOU'RE ONE OF US! us... us... ussss"

Jake smelled the air. He smelt a delicious Italian sub. The voice below said something more, it said "

Something more... something more." Jake shouted, "What? Something more than an Italian sub. Or something more than life?" There was a pause... "Something more than a sub you idiot!

Jake dreamed of Pastaland where the ladies had liguini hair & delicate orrecchiette ears,poets wrote in sugo with penne,farfalle floated on the breeze, at night Mezzelune & Stelle

Rule the danceclub floor. Elephant brand vermicelli is the cat's pajamas when entertaining the Viceroy. Beware of imitations, Pastaland was no ordinary place. Jake woke up at

Cinema Ziti, & immediately fastened a Farfalloni to his collar. He then paid a Penne to watch the premiering of a Sylvester Stelline film, amidst a Gigli crowd. Ah, Pastaland! Jake

The movie opens up with Sylvester Stelline as Jason inside of a boxing ring, with what appears to be a 15 year old boy. Suddenly, we see the boy throws a hook.

"That's when I walked out. It just didn't feel right for the character. He should have shook the guy's hand, bought him a calzone and talk out their problems. He's very sensitive."