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"Smut, smut and more smut!" shrieked the

  • "Smut, smut and more smut!" shrieked the Quaker, slamming the tomes down on the counter. "Is that too much to ask from a library book??!". The librarian, adjusting the strap of her
  • push up bra, looked seductively over the top of her glasses & said, "You want MORE smut? You got it!" It's true what they say about sexy librarians. The Quaker quaked at the sight
  • Out came some melons. It was my first time with melons so I didn't know what to do.
  • So I just followed my gut and grabbed them firmly
  • the both of them hard and seemingly fertile
  • they were pointier than mt everest
  • the new elf shoes felt comfy, but I wasnt sure if they were really me. I looked at my feet in the mirror & started to feel pressure from the sales guy. SOLD! I wore my new elf-shoe
  • s - bright, shiny, green and gold as they were - out of the store and into the North Pole shopping centre. Some people stopped and stared, green with envy, I just knew it.
  • But the North Pole crap was so yesteryear. I mean really, is anyone sick of red and white yet? My god, can trade this sleigh in for a real car. Something that gets Sirius XM anyway
  • , or at least with a sunroof. And so, Santa Claus got a brand new sleigh, manufactured by Honda, with satellite radio and airbag collision detection. Santa never crashed again.

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