As we developed our technology, we realized

  • As we developed our technology, we realized that our cosmic cousins might not travel in ships, or even emanations, projections or notions, but might just abide in the pluripotence,

  • ubiquity and volatility of thoughts. Nobody believed it at first, how could our minds be just hotels where our thoughts, actually ethereal alien beings,just take a rest and travel

  • onwards to destinations unknown. Sometimes our thoughts barely ruffle the sheets before floating out of the Mind Hotel. Other thoughts empty the minibar, trash the bathroom & steal

  • the towels. Private thoughts close the curtains, turn the A/C on max all night, pull off all the bedding to make a nest and make ramen noodles in the coffee maker. The Mind Hotel

  • has a mental ice maker that freezes all your thoughts until you area able to deal with them. But you can't leave The Mind Hotel without thawing your thoughts. They won't hold them

  • . You can check out any time but your thoughts they better leave.Her mind is definitely defrosted, she's got up to eighty degrees.They're changing the anitfreeze at the Mind Hotel

  • which means returning everyone to their bodies for a brief period - it's only a matter of hours, but some of the residents get very pushy. Mind Hotel staff have strict rules about

  • monotony. Mind states must be switched regularly, throughout the day. A sort of a gym-regime that radiates the aura of psychic flexibility, affecting the patrons

  • ability to telepathically order anything from QVC with out even dialing a number. Only the most elite people were able to pass the course. It also helped with spying on alien world

  • Commerce network systems not under the one world government. The first Martian pope was elected and he demolished the entire structure. Time to start a new folding story, he said



  1. Gibber Jun 08 2017 @ 06:27

    I'm not sure if I've tried to make ramen noodles in a coffee maker... yet.

  2. SlimWhitman Jun 12 2017 @ 16:54

    mind those thoughts.

  3. SlimWhitman Jun 12 2017 @ 16:54

    They are grounds for eviction from the Mind Hotel.

  4. Rebbie Jun 13 2017 @ 12:00

    Oh the play on words is so punning, I mean stunning! Well done Slim well done.

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