Fungus heads will psychonaut the world over
- Fungus heads will psychonaut the world over on shroom steeds.
- "Mush!" commanded Fred Fungushead to Toast, his trusty shroom steed. "We must fly high to Psilocybin and rally the psychonauts before Maria Sabina falters."
- The psychedelic furs on Fungushead's shroom steed shimmered like supernovas. He suddenly had an insatiable craving for Moons Over My Hammy. His shroom steed morphed into a Denny's
- In Denny's Fungushead started to wail: "Indiauuhh, you're my love song... I'm an American ha ha ha ... Pleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleas
- etouchmyshrooms," Fungushead concluded after the long series of "please-me"s, tilting his head down to display the many shrooms- his namesake- sprouting from his skull. The patrons
- oohed and aahed at Fungushead's brightly colored scalp. Each mushroom contained a thought. The patrons gingerly picked a dozen and began to dine.
- Mushroom #4 was about human induced madness and its discontents. Mushroom #9 was about cows and why they are still sacred. Mushroom #1 was about the futility of war. And so forth.
- but now he was here to eat Mushroom #41. It was about answers to the questions you were afraid to ask because you already knew the answer & you didn't want to hear it but just in
- case let us burn these unbelievers to put sweet smelling stenches in our god's noses. So they lit up the witches and a stray druid or two and called it just and holy. They all went
- to Heaven of course, the Pagans, where they had a jolly good time dancing naked and getting drunk with the Great Whatever and slapping It on the back. It was a far better place.
- Started
- 2013-03-02 23:05:53
- Finished
- 2017-06-05 10:09:35
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lucielucie Jun 05 2017 @ 14:22
fyi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szZZBQFhAn0