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People say to me: "Oi, you, yes you, just

  • People say to me: "Oi, you, yes you, just shut up & listen. Look sit down, I said LISTEN! OK, how do you get your ideas for your folds?" I say: "I listen to the voices in my head
  • what the hell do you do?" They tend to pause after that and stare at me as if I'm some type of talking robot head with no REAL brain. It's a load of bs though. Everyone has voices
  • coming from their closet. Especially if you put them there last Sunday night. But what would I know, I was but a janitor. One thing was certain, I had to act quickly.
  • Especially because the closet was so tiny. And because it was 11:58 p.m. Sunday night. As a janitor of the most crafty I knew precisely what that meant.
  • He started stripping. He took off his uniform, the light sweater he got from his wife last Chrstmas, took off everything and stood perfectly still. The walls of the closet felt
  • unsettlingly damp. He glanced at the small shard of mirror taped to the nearest wall. Just as expected. Nothing had changed. The days, the weeks, the months, the years- they had no
  • Meaning beyond dates on his calendar. One by one, they were crossed as, like bridges.
  • Like bridges also were their underpinnings because the meanings were just a means to an end. An end that was communication, an exchange of information; a transfer of experience dat
  • -ing back to the dawn of language. I remember it well. Ogg pointed to a rock that had just hit him in the head and said "Ow". After that, all rocks were "Ow". Even today we
  • remember that the original name for The Rolling Stones was, in fact, The Rolling Ows, undoubtedly the greatest ow band in ow-and-roll history.
Started
2013-11-30 18:16:13
Finished
2016-11-08 17:05:13

1 Comments

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    PurpleProf Nov 08 2016 @ 17:06

    LOL @ Woab!!!!

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