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Big Bob hated the office costume party because

  • Big Bob hated the office costume party because everyone alway's instantly recognized him. "This year", he swore "I'll show them." He walked up to La Ronda in his
  • God costume which consisted of a 10 kilowatt searchlight, a fog machine and a hot plate heating dog excrement. "Hello, La Ronda," boomed Big Bob through his 500 watt sub-octavizer.
  • "I am what I am," he thundered (cue the thunder machine), while internally he added, "I'm Popeye the Sailer Man." La Ronda stepped back from the burning bush, her hands
  • held a box of matches and a partially used roll of TP. Having been permanently banned from using the office restrooms, LaRonda had to take somewhat drastic measures when nature cal
  • She ran across the street to the bakery and hoped that Cindy was there
  • Cindy was not there. She was probably
  • hiding nearby, though. As I began to turn to search for her, she suddenly dropped from the ceiling, striking me with a baseball bat in the process. Oh, clever. Though I was dazed,
  • I realised it was Halloween and it was just another reminder of why I hate the month of October to begin with. Whose baseball bat was that, anyway? I had thought about buying one.
  • The doorbell rang. I sighed heavily and opened the door. A masked man with tall, pointed ears was standing on my front porch. He spoke first: "Can I have my bat back, please?"
  • His voice was gravelly almost sepulchral and the utility belt he wore was bulging with such wonderful toys. "Look at you, your parents must be so proud!" He hit me then cried.
Started
2014-10-31 20:48:21
Finished
2016-09-02 07:01:18

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Sep 02 2016 @ 12:36

    LaRonda and Big Bob!!! I had forgotten about them!
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    SlimWhitman Sep 02 2016 @ 19:05

    Yes, nice to get half a story on them. Always a smile when the office mates are at their antics. Liked the Halloween segment too.

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