Yes, this is the DEADLIEST and most TERRIFYING

Yes, this is the DEADLIEST and most TERRIFYING fighting art known to man—and WITHOUT EQUAL. Its MAIMING, MUTILATING, DISFIGURING, PARALYZING and CRIPPLING techniques are known

for being the most AWESOME fighting art every! It is called TURBO DEATH KWON DO. This TECHNIQUE will allow you to DEFEAT all enemies with POWER! You will ALWAYS win in battle.

Read the video game scrawl on the monitor. The Cambodians were proud of the video game that they created. Ted wasn't so sure. It was about a Lobster Diver who was forced to eat

Turkey when folding stories was a much healthier way to spend Thanksgiving. You get to laugh instead of arguing over the election results with relatives who no longer speak to you.

Besides that, you can fold stories in your PJ's and not have to listen to Aunt Dorrie rattle on over turkey about her long succesion of husbands who were either dead or in jail.

I hid from Aunt Dorrie in my room folding stories. Until my Dad decided I had to join the" real world." It was awful younger cousins climbing me, my mom relaying the time I

got into her makeup, my uncle asking me questions I'd rather not answer. When they were too busy to pay attention to me, I snuck away to fold more stories.

Because uncles, by their very nature, were beings prone to madness.Have you ever heard of a family without a crazy uncle? Indeed, in a world such as ours, sane uncles are an abomin

-al snowman in a world of regular snowmen. And what made them so crazy? Their nieces and nephews, of course, always whining for special treats. Only only children should have kids.