Many things are great, but only Cowboy TV

Many things are great, but only Cowboy TV is the greatest! This fact is proven by

A room full of drooling idiots who love spam. That's why

the linoleum was so sticky. A stray cat hopped onto the open window sill and ate from a can of luncheon meat that had been left there. Finishing the treat, the cat

poked her head in to the room, considering exploration, but what she smelled there was not welcoming, She lept to the ground and walked away, looking for the next open window and

closed it so that the unwelcoming smell would not offend the occupants inside. She was one of those people who was kind to strangers. Unfortunately, she was also a vampire and

Thus needed to confine her nightly search for blood to suicidal people. She took up a spot on the Goldwn Gate Bridge and waited for her blood meal to arrive.

When a suicidal priest finally hobbled toward the rail, he gazed over the water toward San Francisco. His decrepit bones crackled as he climbed. When he leapt, mid-air, her fangs

flashed out as the change took hold and she sprung after him, grabbing hold of his cassock, and together they tumbled down towards the water. He grinned sardonically as they fell,

and the sneer only enraged her further. She clawed at the holy man's face and neck ferociously, gained a handful of hair and held his head under water. He couldn't

die like this. He had always listened and obeyed his divine master. Was his reward to be abandonment at the end of his life. He took his last breath and passes into the void.