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The knight had been sent to slay the fractal

  • The knight had been sent to slay the fractal dragon: An enormous dragon made out of smaller dragons, who, in turn, were made out of even smaller dragons. It kept going like this
  • indefinitely which was definitely a definite proof of indefinality. "WRRAAARR!" Cried the fractal dragon. "DDAAARRR!" Cried the knight, unsheathing his mighty
  • 2.8 dimensional vorpal blade. The dragons head sprouted additional dragon heads which themselves mushroomed heads ad infinitum. As fast as the knights blade went snick-snack,
  • the last dragon's head smacked its lips and said, "Snack-snack, mm!" The other 101 heads rolled with laughter, sending smoke signals at the bewildered knight. His horse reared
  • as he deflected the dagger-like fangs of the 102nd head with his lance. The Last Dragon was making sport of him, his courage. With a prayer he hurled a potion, his secret weapon,
  • at the 102nd head. It succeeded - the potion worked its way down the dragon's neck, targeting and destroying its heart. Now all he had to do was find the lost sword of Arthur.
  • Arthur was still pretty sore about that loss. He'd spend hours in the gardens, in the shadow of the Blood Spear Tower, brooding with a closed fist & not Excalibur. Sir Perronicus s
  • -uspected that Arthur was depressed. "Grieve not, my lord," Sir Perronicus told him, "for thou hast lived another day and that is enough. Plus, you're married to a honey." Arthur
  • Pulled out his sword-gun "Shut up! I had it with your tomfoolery!". He proceeded to fire at him, the bullets narrowly missing his head. The guards came in as Arthur pulled off his
  • sheath, his loincloth, exposing his secret weapon, his LONG fellow, his BIG gun. “Let the tomfoolery begin!” Arthur bequeathed, as he twirled around & took his leave stage right.

5 Comments

  1. Jimbeau Dec 10 2019 @ 08:03

    Instead of Books on Tape, if this were Foldstory on Vinyl, this Foldingstory skips near the end.

  2. SlimWhitman Dec 10 2019 @ 18:32

    sometimes they jump to a different story, this one just skips on the same story.

  3. SlimWhitman Dec 10 2019 @ 18:34

    another funny thing about this story: it has three title banners. I think this is a fractal story with three heads (so far).

  4. Jimbeau Dec 10 2019 @ 21:20

    What if the program forgets to end at 10 folds. This one produced 12. What if it just goes on forever and never ends?

  5. Woab Dec 11 2019 @ 12:17

    I think it is really rather good, in spite of the skip.

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