I launched myself into the Cosmo, a babe,

I launched myself into the Cosmo, a babe, a raw nerve looking to take root in some place or time. To being changed by the journey from promise to fact. I AM THAT I AM. & you unders

tand nothing I have been saying?" Bruno the Corgi looked forlornly at the entity made of pure energy. If it wasn't going to feed him, what did he care about cosmic consciousness?

Food was pretty much all that Bruno the Corgi had going on in his life. Forget cosmic consciousness, he was all about meaty concussions. Because brains are tasty. Right?

Bruno wagged his corgi tail at the thought of brains. He bit into his first brain and instead of a satisfying munch he had a gelatinous slurp. It was good but the man seemed to be

thrashing around an awful lot, making it hard for Bruno the Zombie Corgi to keep a good hold of his cranium. But after a while the man stopped moving and Bruno gave him a big kiss

with some slobbering tongue.The man sobbed.He'd never been the subject of unabashed doggylove or any other love for the matter.He hugged the mangy zombie corgi whose tag read Bruno

and felt such overwhelming joy that he sobbed even louder. He looked the zombie corgi over, making a repair plan, a little tape, some thread and Bruno would be good as...well...

As new, ready for work the next morning. Bruno could lift 5000.pounds easily, unlike humans. He was advised to let Bruno do the heavy lifting while he did the office work.

He observed carefully as he settled down at his desk, analyzing the various mechanisms that allowed Bruno to heft office supplies, and once a mysterious flat package labeled "

Doomsday device". Before he could open it, the world was surrounded by darkness. But who had sent the package?