Hulk Hogan realized his fight against the

Hulk Hogan realized his fight against the newborn kitten was not as one-sided as he thought it was when

the newborn kitten scratched his face and bit his cock. Hulk Hogan only say 'Ouch!' and think to never face down his do not ever underestimate your opponent before the fight.

"Puny Kitty!" (To a person with a fairly average IQ, none of this would have made any sense. But nature had blessed Hulk with an Incredibly brute intuition, to make up for his lack

of footwear. The Hulk picked up the infinitesimal kitty. It had a red bow and a bell around its neck. Delighted the Hulk pulled the bell and the kitty's head exploded. Angered the

gods of old with that move, he did. Mighty Thor grabbed his war hammer and vowed kitty vengeance for the death of the exploded-head furry critter. With a thunderclap, he

called down the thunder like only the Thunder God could. Twin lightning strikes blazed across the plane of the road. His vengeance could not resurrect the kitten, but Thor's rage

literally put the fear of God, or a god, into them. Thor had taken on the role of protector of kittens and tropical fish when the god Fluffy had to be let go, and he was serious

while punishing some mortals and cat-sitting for God. So God busted him down to the bush leagues for a couple decades. Thor had to make a living as a professional wrestler just to

buy Cat Food. The demotion was bad enough but WHY did I have keep the damn cats. They freaked me out the way they just laid around looking a me. I swear they would eat me if I quit