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Las personas entrarán en pánico porque

  • Las personas entrarán en pánico porque querrán hablar con sus amigos y familia. Se sentirán extraños estar viviendo en una casa con compañeros de trabajo. El primer día será difíci
  • porque tendrán que acostumbrase a la nueva manera de vida. Sentirán confundidos y perdidos en el mundo sin la tecnología y por eso
  • Let me stop you there. I don't speak Spanish, so learn American and get your hand out of your pants. My mother told me that every time you play with yourself, God kills a kitten.
  • Pedro smiled. "Si, amigo, but didn't your mama also tell you that kitties have 9 lives?" He resumed. I was duly impressed, not only by his command of English, but also his logic.
  • Sentiran que les falta la tecnologia para poder llevar a cabo sus vidas. Aprenderan a valorar mas el poder conversar cara a cara
  • Aprenderán de ellos mismos, conocerán sus mas grandes miedos y virtudes. Sabrán que les hace feliz y que los pone tristes. Conocerán de sus virtudes y defectos.
  • No tendran miedo, seran fuertes, seran sanos, seran de mente genuina. No les dara pena de sus deseos ni de sus delirios para un mundo, un amor, y una vida bien merecida.
  • There was only one thing to do. I needed to find me some seran wrap, pronto. I doubted he wanted it for anything good, but his penis was delirious about the world in a Mercedes.
  • This is life in the so-called fast lane and well, I might as well face it, I am addicted to love. I found the last box of seran wrap at the store and a large Polish housewife would
  • pass me by the checkout line. She smelled of sausages and spoke in spanish accent. I said how odd, when she turned around to see me she had no face but a mirror/ I kept looking at
Started
2013-10-15 15:49:56
Finished
2013-10-18 10:21:05

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Oct 18 2013 @ 17:32

    It seems this man ate a bad pastrami sandwich before going to bed and had this terrible nightmare. He also must have been masturbating while he was dreaming. No other explanation. I liked the appearance of the mirrored-faced Polish woman with the Spanish accent at the end.
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    MangoMania Oct 24 2013 @ 11:50

    Maybe I should learn Spanish.

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