"This'll be the best thing since sliced bread!"

"This'll be the best thing since sliced bread!" Captain Harvey Henderson shouted, dancing and waving around his newly invented

micro-reactor. "Do you think this is safe, Captain?" Jeff asked, poking at the tiny reactor core. "Good god, man, don't touch that!" Henderson yelled. "Do you want to kill us all?"

She said it with comic finality. She was fat, but boy was she nerdy. I took the cherry slurpy and

poured it down the large coin slot that appeared as she bent over to

tie her shoelaces. After a while a little box dropped from a hole in the machine, it read "Please put

this into your hole." Alice proceeded to insert the box into a hole in the wall aptly labeled ALICE. "How's that for dodging an obvious sexual reference?" said Alice triumphantly.

The Robot was annoyed as only robots can become annoyed. Anyway it started to stamp it's third foot and whine "Whirr whirr whirr! Oops the damn fans stuck. Alice's box popped out

and everyone stared. The robot began to turn red and produce steam, we didn't know how to handle an overheated robot so we just

took out the hose and started spraying it with water. It started to calm down but then a couple of minutes later it blew up leaving a 10 ft. deep hole in the ground!