The anchor sinking to the sea below, like
- The anchor sinking to the sea below, like my life. The water waiting quietly to swallow me whole. What becomes of the anchor? What will become of me? I lean over the edge and watch
- ed the anchor start to sink, then I felt a sharp tug on at my ankle. "Ah," I thought as I was pulled overboard behind the anchor, "so THIS is what is to become of me. Fish food."
- I felt my body sink into the deep, deep blue. For some reason, I didn't have the desire to fight the waters that engulfed me. Not... sure what got... ankle, but it stung .. mind.
- Oh my gawd. This is the best weed I have...ev..er..sm...oke..duh.
- 3-1/2 years later, I wondered what the hell I was smoking when I wrote that line! I never smoked weed since then. The odour pollice must have been tracking me since that day.
- When the police showed up they demanded to know why I wrote the line high. "I smoke dope when I fold stories." I told them. Thankfully weed was now legal in California. Puff Puff G
- -oose is a little game I play with the police. I blow my reefer smoke out the window just to taint them. They can't tell it's me because everyone else and their dog does it, too.
- "What kind of reefer is that dog smoking?" Somehow I just knew he was going to say it was mostly Labrador. "It is mostly Labrador." "No, not the dog, the reefer." "Who's on 1st?"
- “Don’t try to change the subject with an Abbott & Costello routine! The subject is reefer. Stay on topic. I'm asking what’s the reefer the dog is smoking?” “No, What’s on second."
- At last, the penny dropped. "What" was the name of the very popular strain of weed amongst the youths of Baltimore. I felt sickened to see my dog waste his potential like this.
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- 2013-04-14 05:44:59
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- 2018-04-28 16:50:23
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Woab Apr 30 2018 @ 14:18
I wouldn't know where to get What.
bachtopus May 06 2018 @ 07:44
"You kids are looking for what?" "Yes!"
PurpleProf May 06 2018 @ 13:35
One semester, I made a study guide for my public speaking students and one of the questions on the study guide was: "Outline = What?" (The answer was "control".) On the exam, I asked them: "Outline = _________". Over 40% of the students wrote "What?" as the answer. True story.
LordVacuity May 06 2018 @ 15:50
Well, it was right there in their notes. Outline = what? She said outline, I said what? She said outline, I said what? She said outline, I said what? She said outline, I said what? She said outline, I said you’re losing control of your what?