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As a kid I had a Commodore 64. I miss Lode

  • As a kid I had a Commodore 64. I miss Lode Runner, Snoopy, that odd Gnome Time Machine game. Some weird things I can't remember or find. And back then I hadn't been cheated on.
  • Eddie would come over every afternoon. We'd program adventure games with our own cool sprites. DnD on the C64 was our goal. I got the old box to boot & added the 'Ex' sprite
  • and Eddie brought over his Character builder app. He'd improved it ever since his band went on hiatus. He'd moved back to the old neighborhood. We played DnD all afternoon
  • & then made out with some really hot chicks. Well, no we didnt but I totally know a guy who played DnD all afternoon & then made out with this super hot babe. Well, OK, no he didnt
  • but this guy did spend all day on a D&D message board and then held hands with a hot chick. Well OK, no he didn't, but he did have internet access and knew someone with a vagina.
  • It was rumored she had a vagina, at least - for all he knew, she could be lying. This got him thinking - "how do I know women are really women? what proof do I have?" Suddenly
  • the lights came up on the cameras and studio audience. The director of "What's That Gender?" came rushing over. "You don't have to keep reminding us what its all about...that's why
  • we do the Hokey-Pokey in the first place." The "What's That Gender?" contestants settled down then and picked up their buzzers. "For ten ccs of testosterone: What does Chaz Bono
  • ..." I interrupted the game. The point is moot! You'll be hearing from my lawyers. (How dare he co-opt my name!) It was only later that I discovered my misunderstanding. Chaz Bono,
  • the One and Only, the Supreme Lord and Master of All the Universe, the Greatest Hero of All Time, the Man to End All Men... just giggled a bit and left.
Started
2012-03-29 03:55:44
Finished
2012-10-28 04:17:09

1 Comments

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    PurpleProf Oct 28 2012 @ 06:53

    Totally understandable misunderstanding, Chaz. Any Chaz would have assumed the same thing. You did the right thing.

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