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I remember when I tripped over my dog and

  • I remember when I tripped over my dog and broke my nose on my bedside table and stabbed my eye. Do you remember when
  • you hurt your eye? Squawkers replied, "Wow your story sounds painful, and another reason not to get a dog. Anyway I never hurt my eye, I just wear my eye patch for style points."
  • Squawkers lifted the eyepatch & winked. Seriously?I bought this damn parrot bc I thought he had 1 eye. I felt scammed. I wanted to HELP blinded birds. It could B R secret, right?
  • This is crazy. Squawkers is obviously not trust worthy. He'll probably find a way to use this to blackmail me some day. There was noting for it but the fake blind parrot must
  • really know how to rock! Squawkers had big big hair. A muscle shirt. Neon green stretch pants. He must have been stuffing, Had to be. There is no way that he had such a huge
  • penis. Parrots don't have penises...but ducks do. Squawkers had penis envy. All he had was his measly cloaca. But like numerous others, Squawkers compensated for his lackluster
  • Appearance by nesting with Nona on the library roof. They might choose to nest next door if that building ever materialised. For now it was not even started. Their eyases were the
  • only hope left to Nona and Squackers since their Green Stamps had run out and Woolworths was no longer in business. They would be fledging soon, joining the hunt. Making a way for
  • endangered birds everywhere, an underground railroad, if you will. Or maybe more like an over-ground flight path. It was an arduous path, leading away from hunting areas and toward
  • serene seas and pristine beaches--who wouldn't want to be there, to see all of the extinct animals alive. But arduous paths tend to lead toward more sinister ends..who knows where.
Started
2013-08-08 01:22:07
Finished
2017-11-04 14:12:11

3 Comments

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    MadWorld Nov 04 2017 @ 14:19

    Purpleprof...LOL...I felt like I was Sid Vicious falling through a glass door!!!
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    Woab Nov 06 2017 @ 13:10

    She had me at 'measly cloaca'!
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    PurpleProf Nov 06 2017 @ 21:04

    I'm glad I made y'all smile. :)

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