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"What about a pop-up book?" "She's an adult.

  • "What about a pop-up book?" "She's an adult. Folded up pieces of paper. That's kids stuff." The clerk lowered his voice. "I'm talking about adult pop-up books." He slowly opened a
  • giant hard back atlas with a pop-up dildo in the centre pages. He then winked and said "it's a little serious and a little raunchy". I looked at the store clerk before kissing him
  • on the nose and then gobbled it up. My nose-snatching behavior left many with bloody spaces in the middle of their faces. It was my hobby, my dream. My only method of survival.
  • There's a special vitamin, vitamin N, only found in nasal passages. It aids in priming my migratory organ so I can fly South to mate. Springtime is my busiest nose hunting season
  • . I didn't need a license to seek out my prey. I become one with my prey. I think like them. I talk like them. I sleep like them. Just me against those juicy Nostril Berries.
  • My weapon was my pinkie finger. My brother always said, "If God didn't mean for us to pick our nose, He wouldn't have made our pinkie small enough to fit." I was on a holy mission!
  • Like the crusaders of old, I plunged headfirst into the metaphorical east which was my nose. My resolve was strong, and my pinky finger an unquestioning soldier in this "holey" war
  • The phlegmatic cavern was resplendent with mucus. My pinkie advanced with trepidation, but sensing no resistance, gained confidence & DUUUUUG itself into the trenches of gooeyness.
  • Deep within my nasal cavity was rumored to be the Bogey of Amun Ra, a priceless artifact only hinted at in ancient manuscripts. My pinkie at last entered my sinus cavity. Ahead
  • within the Holey Grail of Membranous Cavities lie the mucus bonds of the Bogey of Amun Ra.Just out of reach of my pinkie! No-o-o-o-o!!! My netty pot is out for repairs.Stuck again!
Started
2013-01-29 16:12:33
Finished
2013-04-10 16:53:20

1 Comments

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    PurpleProf Apr 11 2013 @ 05:24

    Well, if I can 't manage to get my pinkie outta my nose, at least I can sit here and page through my pop up book with my other hand.

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