If there is no school tomorrow

If there is no school tomorrow

I will finally be able to follow through with my plan. I will finally be able to

be decisive and say what I want without apologies or regrets. Yessir, I stepping out. I staking my claim. Making my mark. Have I got your attention? I have?

"No. You haven't." The CEO got up and walked out of the boardroom.

With the CEO gone, the other board members chilled. Vodka shots appeared & were upended, Shania Twain music played, & the COO did spot-on mimicry. The CEO grimly eyed spycam feeds

And thought he could have done a better job. These weak minded underlings could do nothing right. That's why he was rich and they were screwed. He spoke through the megaphone,

just in case they missed it the first time. His rants carried them through the night. At dawn even the megaphone was tired so it wriggled out of his fleshy grip. The crash woke

Chug of water. Jerry showed up on time, saying "Hiya!" He had coffee from Starbucks for both of them. This was the best mocha capuccino, ever. And it was the grande size.

G-R-A-N-D-E. His lips trembled. His throat quavered. He wanted to say it. Dare he? He yelled, "You mean Medium!" The Barista blasted Jerry who fell into the Starbuck's Sarlac pit.