It was a dark, cold sunday night. Kelly was

It was a dark, cold sunday night. Kelly was walking home from a party at a friends house. She looked across the street at the old abandoned warehouse. Something passed by the
window. What was it, she wondered. But she wasn't dumb enough to check it out with out somebody else
She had seen this before in her dreams. There was something oddly familiar about it. She stood still, staring at the scene before her.
She took Her first pokeball out of her pocket in preparation for an attack. But something was off. She was in a more annoying world than usual... the world of digimon.
BUT THE STORY GETS WORSE. They really were in the world of pokemon, but there were only Caterpies.
HOW COULD I POSSIBLY EVOLVE?!?! In this insane world how could any one boy possibly catch them all?!?!
*Hat turn* "Because I am the greatest!" He yelled out. This was his dream, and he was going to catch them all!
Determined to be the very best, like no one ever was, he set out on his new quest. "To train you is my cause!" he bellowed toward his first target, a small dog being walked by a
boy in shorts. Shorts are comfy and easy to wear, so the boy had a mobility advantage over him. "Courage will pull me through," he said as the dog used Dig and got away. A wild bat
started squeaking like a mouse on cocaine, destroying all the shorts in a twenty foot radius. The boy screamed, as he took his last breath. One cannot live without shorts.

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