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Bruce Hammersnatch always played by the rules.

  • Bruce Hammersnatch always played by the rules. Always. Today would be no different.
  • "TODAY'S RULE" intoned the stentorian loudspeak ov the bare white wall, "IS 'FONDLE THE WIZARD'S BALLS.' COMPLIANCE IS MANDATORY. CARRY ON, CITIZENS." Bruce blinked, dismay now
  • overcoming him. He would be one of the more unfortunate citizens, due to the fact that he has eight wizard friends. "There's just not enough time in the day to fondle 16 balls,
  • but oh if only I were physically capable to cup that many testicles!" It suddenly occurred to him: he could cup that many wizards' balls if one of them would grow him 6 more hands.
  • Okay this is getting disgusting. Let's talk about something else now:
  • Look, I have a sandwich in my bag. Anyone want to share? Let's rethink this whole thing, reset our goals, and get a new start. From the glaring looks, I saw that wasn't
  • such a good idea. I was still holding the decapitated head of their leader on one hand and a bloody sword on the other. They pointed at me and chanted strange words to turn me into
  • a frog. I looked around, dismayed at my situation. Where am I going to find a fair maiden to kiss me and turn me back into my princely self. Deep in thought, I noticed a
  • prostitute servicing a customer. "Of course! Why find a princess when I could use my substantial coinage to speed up the process!" The frog did the deal and leaned in to kiss her.
  • Then the frog began to transform into a frog anthro that only furries could love. It would live a sad and lonely life from that day forward.
Started
2011-04-21 19:13:33
Finished
2011-04-21 22:26:10

4 Comments

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    Bad. Apr 21 2011 @ 22:29

    I am disappointed in edrobot.
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    ewokalypse Apr 21 2011 @ 22:46

    just when it was getting good!
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    Bad. Apr 21 2011 @ 22:50

    Really good transition from AugustWest though, I wanted to know what was going to happen with the wizard balls nonetheless :(
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    OneSevenNine Apr 21 2011 @ 22:51

    Despite the derailing this turned out better than I thought possible.

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