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In the great country of Finland...

  • In the great country of Finland...
  • There lived a Yeti named Emmi...
  • who had a brother named Clemmy.
  • Clemmy had Asberger's syndrome and a mechanical arm. Having him as an older brother was terrible. I tried to play far away from home, in other neighborhoods but he could always
  • smell where I was and what I was doing. His robo arm was heavy so he ran like a gorilla tripod. Thud. Thud. Thud. One day I was playing doctor with a young thing when I heard it.
  • Thud. Thud. Thud. They'd tell me it was just the blood in my veins that I heard, but I'd just found out they lied about Santa Claus too. I knew I had it coming when I actually saw
  • “Santa’s” wrapping paper in the garage. Since my brother was right about there being no Santa, I guess he’s right that lizard people are running the world, Microsoft Wingdings is
  • the font of choice for all lizard persons. Santa's "naughty" list uses this font, but the "nice" list use a font that has two dots over the "e" and "Disallowed Key Characters" is
  • what you gët whën you try to hack in to Santa's list. On top of that your namë is transfërrëd to the "naughty" list & you get a visit from a not so nice lizard person who folds you
  • into a short and quirky ten line story to be voted on by your peers. Only then will you have any chance of making it back onto Santa's "good" list. Good luck.

3 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Feb 20 2012 @ 03:22

    Finland Finland Finland is where I want to be. That's where they spell Santaë's name with a silentë 'ë'.

  2. murielschipp Feb 20 2012 @ 11:02

    Right...I know when I'm being picked on....

  3. m80 Feb 20 2012 @ 19:31

    True story--the wrapping paper in the garage is really how one of my kids figured out there was no Santa Claus, though I didn't find out until about 10 years later!

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