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In the great country of Finland...

  • In the great country of Finland...
  • There lived a Yeti named Emmi...
  • who had a brother named Clemmy.
  • Clemmy had Asberger's syndrome and a mechanical arm. Having him as an older brother was terrible. I tried to play far away from home, in other neighborhoods but he could always
  • smell where I was and what I was doing. His robo arm was heavy so he ran like a gorilla tripod. Thud. Thud. Thud. One day I was playing doctor with a young thing when I heard it.
  • Thud. Thud. Thud. They'd tell me it was just the blood in my veins that I heard, but I'd just found out they lied about Santa Claus too. I knew I had it coming when I actually saw
  • “Santa’s” wrapping paper in the garage. Since my brother was right about there being no Santa, I guess he’s right that lizard people are running the world, Microsoft Wingdings is
  • the font of choice for all lizard persons. Santa's "naughty" list uses this font, but the "nice" list use a font that has two dots over the "e" and "Disallowed Key Characters" is
  • what you gët whën you try to hack in to Santa's list. On top of that your namë is transfërrëd to the "naughty" list & you get a visit from a not so nice lizard person who folds you
  • into a short and quirky ten line story to be voted on by your peers. Only then will you have any chance of making it back onto Santa's "good" list. Good luck.
Started
2011-08-11 11:12:11
Finished
2012-02-20 03:09:57

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Feb 20 2012 @ 03:22

    Finland Finland Finland is where I want to be. That's where they spell Santaë's name with a silentë 'ë'.
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    murielschipp Feb 20 2012 @ 11:02

    Right...I know when I'm being picked on....
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    m80 Feb 20 2012 @ 19:31

    True story--the wrapping paper in the garage is really how one of my kids figured out there was no Santa Claus, though I didn't find out until about 10 years later!

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