Sure, I like writing. But what I really enjoy

Sure, I like writing. But what I really enjoy is SQRITING. Have you tried it? It's cheap, easy and clinically proven to

relieve stress, regenerate hair growth, align the humors, bring about renewed mental stability, cure stomach ailments & heal wounds, all of them. Yes, SQUIRTING was great for you!

Ofcourse you have to do it properly, otherwise none of these myriad benefits acrew. But how should you know the proper technique, the right dose and timing? Ask Dr. SQUIRT!

"Dr Squirt!" the children all squealed, jumping up and down and waving their arms. "Tell us how to do it! TELL US!" Dr. Squirt leaned way back in his char, a huge knowing smile on

his crooked face. "Well kids, first you find yourself a MILF or a GMILF or even a GGMILF, and then you strike while the iron is hot. Are we clear?" "Yes but Dr. Squirt, what is it

that we strike the iron WITH?" they asked. Dr Squirt slapped his forehead and left the scene, muttering angrily. The kids stared bewildered as more and more MILFs and GMIILFs appea

red. They kept multiplying by the hundreds from Dr. Squirt's cloning machine. Before long, he was violently pressed against the glass ceiling that began to crack with the pressur

E from Shark Lady and her minions. Shark Man applauded, until he was requested to stop. The noise police were called by neighbours trying to sleep. Snark Lady said, "Stop it!' as

Shark Lady adroitly kicked their feet out from under the noise police silently. "Didn't you hear me shout "Stop it", " asked an angry Snark Lady indicating the sprawling bodies of

the noise police as they clattered down the stairwell, causing such a racket that they had to arrest themselves and take themselves to jail. "Rules are rules," they explained.