Finished Folds (1—20)
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3Unfortunately, I misjudge its awkward weight, and the sword slipped from my sweaty hand as I waved. the razor-sharp blade fell towards the ground, slicing off the face, breasts,
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4strode confidently into the newly regrown forest. He had a huge knapsack on his back, filled with shotguns. His plan was to arm each and every dear in the forest in honor of Bambi
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3in flames! "Mrs. Smythe!" I screamed and ran towards the house. I tried to run into the house to help, but an explosion knocked me from my feet. I could hear screaming from inside.
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3Resigned to his fate, the sad little doggy wandered outside with his head hung low and his tail between his legs. He found a nice shady spot under a tree and laid down with a sigh.
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4immediately. He rushed around the carcass and threw open the dragon's fridge. St. George took out a light beer, cracked it open, and began guzzling the ill-gotten drink. "Ahhh!
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2And sure enough, there was a cut-up woman inside the cake. I cut the cake into equal slices and reverently removed the body parts.
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2I quickly snatched up a book, knocking several others to the ground. "Llamas, llamas..." I mumbled to myself as I frantically thumbed through the pages. It was getting terribly
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4I reached above my head and pulled the lever attached to my headboard. It clicked into position and immediately my mattress fell away. I tumbled down into Dreamworld! As I fell, I
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6I thought I had been invited to go rollerblading with a friend, but misunderstood. What he really said was, "ROLLERBALDING!" I tried to stop but it was too late. I had the skates
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2That was it! A way to salvage the situation. I scooped up the Starbase 12 shot glass and held it up to the light. Sure enough there was a tiny bit of glowing purple liquid
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6I was rollerblading in front of my house at top speed carrying a huge pot of boiling water. Suddenly
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3"Oh, please, Joe, show me the tattoos on your feet," Ms. Wolf asked nervously, barely hiding her excitement. "But Ms. Wolf," Joe replied, "The point I was trying to make was that
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4said happily. "Yes...yes you could. Give it a try," said Death." "Ok," the orange man replied. "I was president..." he started to say when Death suddenly punched him ritght in the
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3poured the last of his beer into one of his heads while the other two howled with laughter. Then Cerebus threw the empty mug down the lane toward the spinning bowling pins.
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2When he was a few blocks from her house, he ducked behind some bushes and took the prosthesis from his sack. "Oh, lovely!" he said to himself and began to eat the strawberries.
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5She walked into the dining room with a fresh pot of piping hot chili, a huge smile on her face. We all cheered and clapped as she approached the table. Suddenly, her ankle snapped
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3I just bought my first gun! I couldn't wait to show my family. I was so excited! I jumped out of my car and ran toward my house with my new gun raised up above my head.
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7stark naked! "Amy!" shouted Felix, "what do you think you're doing? There are children here!" Amy rolled her eyes and shoved her way past him into the house.
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2throw himself bodily at Mr. Goat. He missed entirely, went over the second story rail, and crashed into a cutlery display on the floor below.
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6deserve such humiliation? Also, he was surrounded by billions of chicken souls that had been slaughtered and fried in one of his many restaurants. He smiled weakly at the chickens