And there i saw it, it was big, it was harry,

And there i saw it, it was big, it was harry, and i was cold

i didnt understand how harry got big, maybe like tom hanks he encountered a slot machine magician who granted his wish? I shivered and nestled in his armpit hair. when he woke

, Giant Harry felt a bit sweaty, so I got a blast of Right Guard which improved the overall ambience, but temporarily blinded me. I dropped into his left pocket, hoping to find a

a clean handkerchief to wipe the Right Guard out of my eyes. I got lucky, it was clean. I wiped and then raised my head to see over the pocket and see what was going on out there.

I was shocked. It was Alana the wonder bat staring right back at me. Not three inches from my nose I knew I had to ask her about the bumps on Cochele's forehead. She began

by asking if I knew The Three Ways of the Furtive Dingo. Didn't seem like a good time to lie, so I shook my head no. Alana the Wonder Bat said the bumps on Cochele's forehead were

caused when, as a baby, a furtive dingo tried to drag him away and eat him. But Cochele had a fontanel of steel and it hurt the furtive dingo's teeth, so it let go. The other two

people loved them so much they wanted dingo fur coats. They ended up on the endanger species list and people threw ketchup on them to stop the mass slaughter. Ketchup for poor nak

ed orphans who used the sachets to cover their shivering bodies in an insulating shield of the popular tomato-based condiment. The orphans could have used the dead dingoes' warmth.