The robot apocalypse wasn't destructive.
- The robot apocalypse wasn't destructive. They just replaced people & are super-happy and accommodating. Only I'm left. Stupid phony robots. They miss me? Yeah, right. Sycophants.
- The weird thing about dealing with these robots after the Lol-ocaust is that I forget they're not real. I'll be sitting their at a light. Getting pissed at the smirk on a Alandroid
- & remember he's just an Imagination App, beamed from the neuranet into the collective consciousness that the world might not seem as empty of humans as it actually is. That's why I
- wish I'd never manipulated my interface chip. Sure it was easy to fool the local host nodes, but I wish I'd never seen my "body" a glistening brain floating in a vat of
- neon-green juices. Being a jarred brain limited my plans of escape from theinstitution. I decided if I could trick the inter-office mail to send me to shipping, I might FedEx out.
- I telepathically suggested to a weak-minded mailroom intern, "Ship me to a brain enthusiast, or a gifted lecturer." I soon found myself on Hannibal Lecter's doorstep. My cerebellum
- was aghast. Blasted interns can't do anything right! For fear of death by consumption I had to get out of there but having a brain with no body is frustratingly
- akin to seeing images of woman you will never touch. It was that spark I needed, something big. I walked the boulevard after sunset trying to measure the party folk for a suitable
- riddle that would tinkle forth the oh-so-sweet inquiry of early morning dew
- and other early morning phenomena. It was a riddle clever enough to fool even the morning dew, but all riddles have a solution and so too does this one. Only time will tell.
- Started
- 2012-03-25 14:50:06
- Finished
- 2012-04-04 14:49:23
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m80 Apr 06 2012 @ 00:07
DingyReardo said "tinkle"