Early morning chinatown: The head of Restaurant-owner
- Early morning chinatown: The head of Restaurant-owner Feng Ruilang found in a food display case of The Golden Dugong Restaurant, a case for Detective Jason Manatee
- to adorably solve. Sitting in his ill-lit aquarium-office, trying fruitlessly to light his cigarette, Detective Jason Manatee searched through his records for recent reports of
- anything positive about his folds on Foldingstory.com. He'd started late so he was behind on points. Det. Manatee prided himself on painting morbid disgusting pictures out
- -shining Encyclopedia Brown's pansy folds. Their bitter detective rivalry manifested itself in many ways. When Brown bought a magnifying glass, Det. Manatee bought a sleuthier one.
- When Det. Manatee bought a cool overcoat, Encyclopedia Brown... had his mother make him a warm woolen sweater. The rivalry wasn't quite even, but even so, they
- pulled out their Magic The Gathering decks. He bluntly said "So you think your nice and warm woolen overcoat is nice eh? How would it stand against my
- Nike Elite jogging bra? It was obviously clear who won the clothing battle as this now laid the surprise as the big card "Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker" was played.
- She tugged a bit at a strap and sighed. "Seriously? Is it really worth trying? I mean, look at yourself!" She gazed into the mirror, which gazed back. Jogging bra. What was she
- thinking? Her training regimen would require more support. She grabbed some duct tape and wrapped it tightly around her torso five times. "There, ready for jogging." And out she
- jogged, straight into an oncoming bus. Miraculously, the duct tape kept all her internal organs from becoming external and she only broke her neck. Some people have all the luck.
- Started
- 2011-04-27 07:19:08
- Finished
- 2011-09-25 11:04:40
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SlimWhitman Sep 25 2011 @ 11:47
Hmm... I'd say this case remains unsolved. Who killed Feng Ruilang? Let's find out... http://foldingstory.com/kqq33/