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I was going to my friend's house .WHEN I

  • I was going to my friend's house .WHEN I GOT there,i opened the door and I STARTED CALLING MY FRIEND. THEN I NOTICED THAT THE HOUSE WAS FREEZING COLD AND THE FLOOR WAS SLIPPERY
  • OH FFS MY CAP LOCK IS STUCK AGAIN!
  • CRAP! CRAP! NOW I AM SHOUTING EVERYWHERE! DAMNTHESPACEKEYISSTUCK!WHATCULDPSSIBLYGWRNGNW?GDDAMMIT!
  • EH, MAY AS WELL MAKE THE MOST OF THE CAPS LOCK KEY BEING STUCK - UEEEEH! UAAAAAGH! AH HA HA HA HA HA! CRAI SUM MOAR!!
  • LISTEN, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FORGETTING TO FILL MY VALIUM PRESCRIPTION, MY CAPS LOCK KEY REALLY IS STUCK. IF I WAS YELLING, I'D FIND SOMETHING RELEVANT TO YELL ABOUT LIKE
  • THESE wORLD cUP REFS, LIKE, WHICH TEAM IS PAYING THEM MOre amirite// >>>Hey< now my shift key is stuck too> This is better1 I sure hope no other keys get stuck< that would blowwwww
  • w< almostt as much asss that guy getting bitten during a match the other dayyy> ohhh no1 nowww my shift key"s broken< too111 What am I going to do//
  • Subsequently, however, now it, namely, my shift key, is OK. Yet in contrast, my conjunctive adverb key, rather, is, instead, stuck. Indeed, I, consequently, should not, undoubtedly
  • certainly use my conjunctive adverb key, contrarily to common sense, conversely, I should use my delete button, but elsewhere it seems, eventually finally further furthermore
  • and forevermore, hereby rendering this infinite nonsense to continue on as long as there are stars up in the heaven and fish in the sea, neverending, neverending, neverending, neve

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