I was going to my friend's house .WHEN I

I was going to my friend's house .WHEN I GOT there,i opened the door and I STARTED CALLING MY FRIEND. THEN I NOTICED THAT THE HOUSE WAS FREEZING COLD AND THE FLOOR WAS SLIPPERY

OH FFS MY CAP LOCK IS STUCK AGAIN!

CRAP! CRAP! NOW I AM SHOUTING EVERYWHERE! DAMNTHESPACEKEYISSTUCK!WHATCULDPSSIBLYGWRNGNW?GDDAMMIT!

EH, MAY AS WELL MAKE THE MOST OF THE CAPS LOCK KEY BEING STUCK - UEEEEH! UAAAAAGH! AH HA HA HA HA HA! CRAI SUM MOAR!!

LISTEN, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FORGETTING TO FILL MY VALIUM PRESCRIPTION, MY CAPS LOCK KEY REALLY IS STUCK. IF I WAS YELLING, I'D FIND SOMETHING RELEVANT TO YELL ABOUT LIKE

THESE wORLD cUP REFS, LIKE, WHICH TEAM IS PAYING THEM MOre amirite// >>>Hey< now my shift key is stuck too> This is better1 I sure hope no other keys get stuck< that would blowwwww

w< almostt as much asss that guy getting bitten during a match the other dayyy> ohhh no1 nowww my shift key"s broken< too111 What am I going to do//

Subsequently, however, now it, namely, my shift key, is OK. Yet in contrast, my conjunctive adverb key, rather, is, instead, stuck. Indeed, I, consequently, should not, undoubtedly

certainly use my conjunctive adverb key, contrarily to common sense, conversely, I should use my delete button, but elsewhere it seems, eventually finally further furthermore

and forevermore, hereby rendering this infinite nonsense to continue on as long as there are stars up in the heaven and fish in the sea, neverending, neverending, neverending, neve