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Lucie consulted a tarot reader to discover

  • Lucie consulted a tarot reader to discover why she couldn't add to stories on FS. The crone turned over 'The Hanged Man' "Afore the waning of the next moon, exorcise your ipad
  • of the accursed cookie blight." The crone crooned craftily. "I know a mad scientist who can help. She gave Lucie a.k.a. lucielucie a card. "Dr. Slim, cures all manor of app angst."
  • Dr. Oz rolled his flabbergasted eyes. He'd heard this snake oil shuffle before. Christ, he'd invented it. It was time to show this Dr. Slim how to really sell some pointless diet p
  • ills. He grabbed a bottle off the nearby shelf and stepped into the light, raising his eyes slowly to take in the crowd before him. Dr. Oz cleared his throat and started speaking.
  • "Why are you all here? What are you expecting from me?" - and he starting agitating the bottle into the air. The crowd seemed confused. Was he doing
  • "We want you! Come to us! We need you!"
  • Lucifer softened as he watched his Satanic babies chortle in deep booming voices. He shook his head. He couldn't stay - Daddy had to make a living and provide for the little devils
  • whose appetite for souls was just insatiable lately. Lucifer hopped onto the A-train North. His destination today: Piccadilly Circus. He'd developed a new technique whereby
  • he'd stand on a street corner, pretending to look lost. This lured in the most pure of heart, the kind, charitable people...the souls Lucifer desired most. London's West End was
  • foggy and grim that night.Almost too perfect...Lucifer finished his fish an chips and went on his way feeling benevolent.He would have to call his shrink.
Started
2013-10-16 17:53:15
Finished
2014-07-16 19:59:42

3 Comments

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    lucielucie Jul 17 2014 @ 14:42

    Point of Clarification: Lucifer would take the Bakerloo Line to head north to Piccadilly Circus. More info on the Bakerloo Line: https://youtube.com/watch?v=MWsX7onxnUk
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    49erFaithful Jul 18 2014 @ 09:48

    I freely admit I skipped any sort of research into reality on this one and just let the BS flow. Clarification noted and approved for edit. Cheers!
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    lucielucie Jul 19 2014 @ 13:23

    It's a mistake anyone could have made.

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