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I am so excited about this weekend. I will

  • I am so excited about this weekend. I will be able to enjoy my friends and have a break from school. Well at least for a day that is. When I make it through Methods I I will be the
  • on top of the world but that won't last long because then comes the dreaded Methods II block! I must keep my eye on the prize - a classroom of my own. One day soon I will
  • have row upon row of bright attentive and inspired pupils looking up to me. Future presidents, astronauts, Nobel laureates & CEOs. But when the drudgery of real life teaching to
  • -ok its toll, I devoted my life to video games. Soon, I was eating pizza rolls and sleeping 1 hour a night. I stopped teaching with passion. I pretended to be a substitute in my ow
  • n classroom. Mostly showed movies of dubious relation to the coursework and had students present independent projects suggested by the textbook. This allowed my WOW character to
  • develop in extraordinary depth, taking on all aspects of my personality, in fact, sucking the very persona out of me until I was nothing more than an empty, vegetative sack of flui
  • d. No-one at work noticed that my personality had been extracted. In investment banking being a bag of nutritious fluid has some advantages. I couldn't work the computer, so made
  • Off with the cash I found abandoned by someone who had long since boarded the A train. Good enough. I was going to count it later at home. Horse-men were parading down the street.
  • I paid them no heed. All I cared about was the spare change in my pocket as I boarded off the train. The horse-men police came and arrested me. "What did I do officers?" I asked.
  • "You've been acting suspicious, like you might be intending to write a political fold. That's no fun at all. So we're going to detain you indefinitely and torture you a bit."
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2012-02-09 15:04:55
Finished
2016-04-23 11:26:18

5 Comments

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    Flopp Apr 23 2016 @ 11:34

    Political fold hahaha
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    Gibber Apr 23 2016 @ 12:10

    Thanks, Flopp.
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    Dhanithecat Apr 23 2016 @ 12:16

    All kinds of folds are possible!
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    SlimWhitman Apr 23 2016 @ 19:00

    Is 'boarding off' a train akin to deplaning?
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    Flopp Apr 23 2016 @ 19:01

    Yes possibly I think maybe

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