I am so excited about this weekend. I will

I am so excited about this weekend. I will be able to enjoy my friends and have a break from school. Well at least for a day that is. When I make it through Methods I I will be the

on top of the world but that won't last long because then comes the dreaded Methods II block! I must keep my eye on the prize - a classroom of my own. One day soon I will

have row upon row of bright attentive and inspired pupils looking up to me. Future presidents, astronauts, Nobel laureates & CEOs. But when the drudgery of real life teaching to

-ok its toll, I devoted my life to video games. Soon, I was eating pizza rolls and sleeping 1 hour a night. I stopped teaching with passion. I pretended to be a substitute in my ow

n classroom. Mostly showed movies of dubious relation to the coursework and had students present independent projects suggested by the textbook. This allowed my WOW character to

develop in extraordinary depth, taking on all aspects of my personality, in fact, sucking the very persona out of me until I was nothing more than an empty, vegetative sack of flui

d. No-one at work noticed that my personality had been extracted. In investment banking being a bag of nutritious fluid has some advantages. I couldn't work the computer, so made

Off with the cash I found abandoned by someone who had long since boarded the A train. Good enough. I was going to count it later at home. Horse-men were parading down the street.

I paid them no heed. All I cared about was the spare change in my pocket as I boarded off the train. The horse-men police came and arrested me. "What did I do officers?" I asked.

"You've been acting suspicious, like you might be intending to write a political fold. That's no fun at all. So we're going to detain you indefinitely and torture you a bit."