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Ivan stared at the happy couple dancing in

  • Ivan stared at the happy couple dancing in the middle of the room. They were showered with red and pink lights. Ivan seethed his teeth and blinked when a green light flashed

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  • in the corner of his eye. He swivelled wildly trying to spot the source, and was internally grateful that he was sitting on a bar stool. Ivan completed a few spins, but soon felt

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  • the hands of Masha upon him. Ivan still spun a little within. He'd heard of Masha -- was this the one the bar had hired from The Zone? "Nyetu, Ivash, we try to stay on this side of

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  • the customers." They had all heard that this was going to happen, but so soon. Brian was only just in the ground, and already the management had swooped in to replace him.

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  • "This is Mick Taylor. He's Brian's replacement. Don't get too chummy with him, he won't be here for long. That right Mick?. Mick looked at his new bandmates & shrugged, "Whatever."

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  • "That was actually a profound thought coming from old Mick. He's the wisest of us, surely. Note the beard. It's a dead giveaway." Mick sulked in a way that said

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  • 'I was always profound, it is you that have finally realized it', but being wise, he didn't say this out loud. Instead, Mick stroked his beard and tried to figure out how to get

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  • the dandruff out of it. "Have you tried beard shampoo?" asked Mick's wife innocently. He growled, & huge flakes rolled from his insanely unkempt fuzz. His wife realized it was time

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  • to get rid of Mick. She pulled out a sword. "First thing's first," she chopped off Mick's beard and then aimed for his chest, but Mick was prepared, and soon had her at gun point.

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  • "You dare touch a hair on my chest? I came here for a trim and a shave - but I'll shoot ya if I gotta. My wife loves this fur. How about you drop the sword and continue this fade?"

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2 Comments

  1. Woab Feb 26 2019 @ 11:19

    Apparently Mick didn't recognize his wife, possibly due to the stress of being threatened by her. He also seems not to have realized how much she hated his chest hair. I fear for their marriage. Where are the days when they were just a happy couple, dancing in colored lights? So tragic.

  2. SlimWhitman Mar 21 2019 @ 19:20

    green light, red light, beep beep, yeah!

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