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EveryThing was with SomeThing when NoThing

  • EveryThing was with SomeThing when NoThing bumped into AnyThing. SomeThing smelled awful, probably because NoThing was working to clean it up. NoThing ever worked right. AnyThing
  • was better than NoThing, especially when it came to AnyThing could happen AnyTime, AnyWhere. NoWhere was SuchaThing taught, so NoOne knew where this notion originated.
  • OneThing was for sure--DamnThing didn't make sense. ThisThing they were obsessed with grew like a pregnant pause on SomeThing's story. AllThings aside, it was a challenge to keep
  • ThingsinPerspective, as it kept growing with each passing fold. The creative foldsters were sure to make sense of this DamnThing, though, of that I am sure. ThisThing could capture
  • ThatThing leading to invasion by AlienThings. ZombieThings wandering around would resist capture by ThatGuy and the OtherGeezer. Arsebicuits - ThisFolder's forgotten what ThatFolde
  • r's favorite character was. ThatGuy? Arsebicuits? He decided to go with Arsebicuits, & had ZombieThings & AlienThings devastate Manhatten killing ThatGuy. ThatFolders became irate.
  • Irate folder are like an army of
  • killer wasps with a grudge against the world in general and a blood pact with Satan and Cthulu. Probably because that's what they actually were. I can't believe I fell for that one
  • a second time. You think you're gonna buy a timeshare, then WHAM you're killing goats for giant green octopi. I wish I could end this absurd cycle mental of pain, but I
  • enjoy it too much. You think I'm f*cked up? Yeah, I guess I am. Don't just stand there, staring at me. Give me that hammer. OK, now the burlap sack. No, don't leave! Don't leave!

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