EveryThing was with SomeThing when NoThing

EveryThing was with SomeThing when NoThing bumped into AnyThing. SomeThing smelled awful, probably because NoThing was working to clean it up. NoThing ever worked right. AnyThing

was better than NoThing, especially when it came to AnyThing could happen AnyTime, AnyWhere. NoWhere was SuchaThing taught, so NoOne knew where this notion originated.

OneThing was for sure--DamnThing didn't make sense. ThisThing they were obsessed with grew like a pregnant pause on SomeThing's story. AllThings aside, it was a challenge to keep

ThingsinPerspective, as it kept growing with each passing fold. The creative foldsters were sure to make sense of this DamnThing, though, of that I am sure. ThisThing could capture

ThatThing leading to invasion by AlienThings. ZombieThings wandering around would resist capture by ThatGuy and the OtherGeezer. Arsebicuits - ThisFolder's forgotten what ThatFolde

r's favorite character was. ThatGuy? Arsebicuits? He decided to go with Arsebicuits, & had ZombieThings & AlienThings devastate Manhatten killing ThatGuy. ThatFolders became irate.

Irate folder are like an army of

killer wasps with a grudge against the world in general and a blood pact with Satan and Cthulu. Probably because that's what they actually were. I can't believe I fell for that one

a second time. You think you're gonna buy a timeshare, then WHAM you're killing goats for giant green octopi. I wish I could end this absurd cycle mental of pain, but I

enjoy it too much. You think I'm f*cked up? Yeah, I guess I am. Don't just stand there, staring at me. Give me that hammer. OK, now the burlap sack. No, don't leave! Don't leave!