A is for Atom.B is for Biology. C is for

  • A is for Atom.B is for Biology. C is for Chemistry.These ABCs are what the Universe is made of,but R is for rocket. Its landing on a planet & we are the guest here. Are we welcome?

  • Which planet are you from again? Here the alphabet goes.. A is for addict who's habit is strong, B is for bennies -keep you up all night long, C is for cocaine - the rich mans high

  • D is for dumbass - who won't let you by E is for eggo - who'd let go F is for fart - just let it blow G is for goop -schools pass as food H is for hippie some rank shower free dude

  • I is for Iggy who wouldn't behave. J is for Jason six years in the grave. K is for Klepto who stole all my cash. L is for Lisa who gave me this rash.

  • M is for Mnemosyne who withheld her favor. N is for Natasha who robbed robbed me of flavor. O is for Otto who left me for dead at Waterloo. P is for Ptolemy who found Fernando Poo.

  • Q is for Quora who ate all my pies. R is for Ricky who told all those lies. S is for Sasha who shot my foot. T is for Tiffany who plays in the soot.

  • U is an inside-out umbrella, useless in the rain. V is the villain, lost and thus pained.

  • W is the weight, of which I have gained. X is for X, the spot unexplained.

  • Y is for Yog, a flowering youth. Z is for Zippy, guardian of truth. The letter that follows, the Letter Unknown

  • The letter that left better un-shown, The letter that's quiet, The letter thats secret, you should not use it, but no- one needs to meet it.



  1. LordVacuity May 20 2017 @ 16:11

    Je accuse!

  2. Woab May 22 2017 @ 11:34

    I think this one is amazing.

  3. SlimWhitman May 22 2017 @ 15:34

    What's nine to like?

  4. Rebbie May 22 2017 @ 16:49

    Je sais ceux que tu as ecrit, secret letters against Dreyfus Futique, j'accuse!

  5. LordVacuity Jun 06 2017 @ 21:39

    You see too clearly Rebbie. I was flying false colors. I was lost in Rennes-le-Château and environs when Dreyfus happened. I can call several dead Templars to vouch for me.

  6. LordVacuity Jun 06 2017 @ 21:40

    I can call them but I don't know if they will answer. We parted badly.

  7. LordVacuity Jun 06 2017 @ 21:41

    I am trusting upon their vows.

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