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I'm a 26 year old woman, married, live with

  • I'm a 26 year old woman, married, live with my husband and 4 year old son. My life is as normal as yours, the only minor difference is -- I live "under" the bed.
  • My husband caught me out from under the bed once ,almost five years ago, ergo my four year old son. I can't let that happen again
  • so I will put my four year old in the car, put the car in neutral and push it into the lake and then blame
  • whatever political party is in office at the time. My main concern is that this'll mean the loss of a dependent, and I might get bumped into a higher tax bracket with the insurance
  • . Lulled by the monotone statistics of bankruptcy and the impending health care crisis, I drifted into a pleasant sleep as the economists discussed the national debt.
  • Why worry when the problem was entirely out of the hands of me, the nonworking poor? Oh, I'd tried to find work after university, but to them my degree was "crap". The poor get bla
  • med and the rich do the blaming. So even though I had several advanced degrees I decided to spend my days beach combing and offending self-righteous jerks. My first task in my offe
  • nsive strategy was to single out the 700 Club - and in particular, Pat Robertson, for a powerhouse version of
  • Satan he was indeed. Imagine, fooling millions into sending money in to his so-called ministry, all the while sewing seeds of hatred & distrust. Yes, Pat Robertson would be perfect
  • after gaining some respect from the transgender community. With Satan and Pat on board, the evil plan was ready to be set into motion. Nothing can stop Dr Angry Pants now! Muhahaha
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2011-03-21 19:43:18
Finished
2013-08-02 11:36:33

4 Comments

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    PurpleProf Aug 02 2013 @ 11:38

    Pat Robertson is Dr. Angry Pants!!!! This explains a lot! LOL!!!
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    Zetawilk Aug 02 2013 @ 11:55

    I think we've pretty much summed up the so-called "higher" issues of the day here. :3
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    Zetawilk Aug 02 2013 @ 12:22

    But is Pat Robertson related to Robert Pattinson?
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    Chaz Aug 02 2013 @ 22:12

    Please sir, can I have some moar Dr. Angry Pants?

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