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Ishida expressed his regret at not being

  • Ishida expressed his regret at not being able to stay, but he had urgent business at Fushimi castle. He ordered the guards to water the bamboo regulary until Sago was impaled, but

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  • the bamboo was not growing properly for some reason. They needed the bamboo to create weapons. No other material would do, but no one asked why. The last one who did was

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  • left to the terrible fate of spontaneously combusting on spot. Bamboo was needed NOW. Weapons had to be forged from it, if not then

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  • the fireworks would land upon them all. Bamboo was once prevalent across the entire continent; unfortunately, spontaneous combustion became an epidemic, once Adam had gained contro

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  • l of the sprinkler system in the garden of Eden, it became much lusher and saved on the water bill. See, Adam installed a timer, and he set the watering to night time so he could

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  • keep from setting them off during the day. He forgot to tell Eve, who shrieked at him when the freezing cold water sprayed her during a late-night frolic through the woods.

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  • It was really a nuclear accident, but they had no radio, so they didn't know.

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  • They all ended up the same as the rest of the town, all dust and debris. Someone should have told them they were entering a nuclear test site but no one saw them enter.

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  • Which was fine with them because if they weren't seen entering there would be nobody to not see them exiting straight into the nuclear blast. They emerged into an unnamed biosphere

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  • , a toxic wasteland. They were warned not to go there, to the place where those perished. Remains of their lives could be seen, a bottle cap, a coin, a broken doll. It haunted.

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