Remembering old time, I said, "Bad will be
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Remembering old time, I said, "Bad will be avenge by bad..." Still counting the day for the time to come... Or... perhaps...
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they will kick me out of Toastmasters. I was the worse phrase coiner since Nancy Reagan. For instance, I was the one who coined, "That's a nifty one for a thrifty one." It never
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made anyone wince as much as it did me, but after the meeting nobody could make eye contact. The next non-winner I coined landed me in jail for the weekend. "I haven't killed like
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that since I was in James Brown's band," I said, but no one was listening. They were just staring at their feet, as if a lawyer might suddenly emerge from the floor. "Come on ...
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I didn't bleach the pit stains out of my favorite T-Shirt for this crap, people! :Let's dance like you mean it." That must have gotten their attention, because
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the room errupted with whoops and cheers, and the dancing began. And it continued for 40 days and 40 nights by which time most had serious injuries - broken hips, slipped discs,
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hernias. This was the secret plan of the chiropractic conspiracy. The resulting deluge of new patients after such parties kept them filthy rich. But then that upstart chiropractor
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Art Vandalay went too far. He began to shy away from the conventions and began to go door to door. He would carry a 1000 pound weight that he would dare people to lift and once
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Regina Filange wouldn't let him do a crazy thing like that,Art Vandalay drew a plan.He would go back to the Vandalay Industries building and call
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a meeting of the Society of Made-up People. Richard Bachman took the minutes. Just as they were planning to rule the world, Agent Scarn and Manatee PI busted the operation.
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- 2011-09-03 08:36:15
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SlimWhitman Sep 04 2011 @ 13:08
funny thing is Scarn & The Manatee are made up too but I guess they are not 'metafictional' whatever that means.