We dove off the coast of Šventoji. The nets
- We dove off the coast of Šventoji. The nets had pulled up small chunks of amber. Sonar indicated a dome shaped structure. The Princess Jūratės palace of amber was within my grasp!
- When we got to the amber palace, I was about to storm the palace gates when Renfrick my geek brother (who my mom forced me to bring on the raid) saw prehistoric ants trapped in the
- -ir mind's dark recesses. "Gee bro, I love this raid," said Renfrick. The prehistoric giga-ants' eyes shot open. The Mother Ant bellowed, "They've brought Raid! Attack formation!"
- It was about this time that Ness was once more regretting the whole "listen to the talking bee from the future" thing. Giant prehistoric ants retreated from Renfrick's Raid, but
- not before they had ruined the picnic. Renfrick dropped the insecticide into the basket. This had been his best chance to seduce Ness, but she would never grant him the luxuries of
- her secret chamber & fluffy cushions. Could this picnic get any worse? A cow came over and started eating the blanket. Ness ran and skidded in a cow pat. Renfrick, while attempting
- to sow his wild oats (so to speak),tripped on a daisy & fell right into an algae pond. He emerged sputtering, dripping green.The picnic was a disaster, but he was so darn cute! She
- drooled a little as she looked at him, reminded of his sexy swamp monster Halloween costume last year. "Nice picnic," he said. "Oh," she said, "yeah. Nice picnic..." She fidgeted,
- then lunged on him, unable to help herself. "Talk algae to me!" she whispered, then stuck her tongue in his swampy ear. It tasted like tadpoles. He ran his slimy hands along her
- Tentacles. "This is it" he said. And it was true. She would do what she had waited for a thousand years. With a little flick she had impregnated him and fulfilled the prophesy.
- Started
- 2011-08-31 18:44:05
- Finished
- 2014-01-05 21:52:10
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lucielucie Jan 06 2014 @ 04:51
Does this count as a happy ending?