Then Adam said, "Wait a minute. If we had

Then Adam said, "Wait a minute. If we had no knowledge of good and evil, then how could we have known that disobeying God was wrong?" God had to think about that. What he needed

was legal advice so he hired Matlock. The trial "God vs. Adam & Eve" was really a proxy for Old Scratch to role back the concept of Good & Evil. Matlock cross-examined the snake.

"Mr. Snake...how' bout I call you Satan?" Matlock began. The snake hissed. "I reckon that's a 'no' " said Matlock. "Mr. Snake, before the whole apple doohickey, did you tell Adam

about the forbidden ORANGE?". Mr Snake shook his head. Matlock laughed and ate the evil citrus, immediately plunging the Garden of Eden into a mire of sin, filled with sweaty naked

mole rats that started to practice their flash mob. Poor Mr. Snake, because he has no arms or legs or rhythm he looked pathetic trying to keep up with the naked mole rats. Wow,

Carl Douglas was a bad choice for the flash mob, because it looks like the naked mole rats are in a karate class. Mr Snake looked like he skipped a few practices, but at least he

knew a thing or two about jazz. He improvised those karate chops thinking this would make him fit it with the choreographed movement. But, boy Carl Douglas was wrong! Those chops

Jimmy Jazz was due to perform with his quartet, featuring The Drummer from Hell. Their latest cd was a huge seller, and Record Store Day included them on vinyl, recorded live. How

you may ask? Jimmy Jazz tells his story on that same vinyl, on the B side. But when he got to the part about the Drummer from Hell, I knew my days were numbered! He kept going on

and on, long past the point when the needle bounced between the label and the groove, digressing as Jimmy did without addressing how to avoid the damage to be done. I died waiting.