There once was a prince who lived on a crowded

There once was a prince who lived on a crowded island.

Along with him is a princess, who is so shy that she remained in her castle for a long time.

The prince and the princess were walking through the woods when they spotted a strange looking animal. The princess walked over to the

er and noticed its bright pink-purple skin. It looked like lumpy bubble gum. There's no way anyone should be kissing it without getting vaccinated first. The prince poked it

apprehensively with a feather he found lying nearby. "Aaahhh! Heeheehee, please stop!" a high-pitched voice giggled. "I'm actually a princess, and I'm very sensitive!"

"Oh yeah?" he chuckled, "If your a princess why were you in my bedroom earlier?!" "I just wanted to be closer to you." But he didn't stop tickling her and she peed herself.

This went on until the old television blew up and the noise measured 850db. Their eardrums were blown out and Spiderman rescued both of them. They both went deaf in one ear.

They alternated which ear that was. The other three ears banded together into an evil cabal intent on world domination where blowing up TVs was considered child's play. Spiderman

raked in the royalties he earned from allowing his likeness to appear on 'Underoos'. He didn't care if every ear in the world blew up every TV. He was rich and famous, so there.