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Maria moved to a town near Rio,up on a hill,where

  • Maria moved to a town near Rio,up on a hill,where Pedro,Emperor of the Portuguese Kingdom and Brazil,used to spend his summers.Known as HydrangeasTown,Petropolis was to Maria an

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  • oasis from her quotidian life, a refuge of magic where anything could happen. Indeed, her first day back in Petropolis, she received an invitation from Emperor Pedro, summoning her

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  • to his marvelous Palace of Permanence. Emperor Pedro greeted her himself, levitating four elephants in the courtyard. She felt a surge of longing, or was it power, in her

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  • -shey chocolate bars. Special dark that is. She was the Snobby Candy Witch and she was here to do battle with Emperor Pedro and his flying elephants.

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  • Frankly, the Snobby Candy Witch was sick and tired of Pedro's elephants. She inserted six valia (plural for valium) into Pedro's Nutty Buddy and hosed his elephants our of the sky

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  • So he could function at work.

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  • In fact, work was his only function. His humanity was reduced to a cog in the industrial machine. Worse, he was satisfied.

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  • Moreso, he felt happiest when anxious about something that wasn't worth the anxiety. So, at first, when he felt a dry spot on his 213th tooth he just assumed it was one of those.

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  • He felt positively giddy as he called his dentist, Dr. Dewkirk. "Doc, I've got this dry patch on my 213th tooth," he shrieked into the phone. "Holy crap!" Dr. D shouted back.

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  • We have to pull it! You have incisoritous. If untreated you'll become a leprechaun and start handing out presents and eggs." He chuckled. "You're fine mate! lay off the crackers."

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2 Comments

  1. Woab Apr 14 2017 @ 12:52

    Crackers? or crack?

  2. Rebbie Apr 14 2017 @ 13:59

    Maybe both.

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