We understand that when you signed off as

We understand that when you signed off as an organ donor you assumed you had to be deceased before the operation. Now, with modern medicine, we can remove it premortem. Hold still.

Finally,I would be cured from penis envy thanks to the premortem organ donation.The donor,a drag queen named Lola Lolita(love her!)kind of flinched,but at the end all went well and

I was the proud owner of Lola Lolita's limp lolli. Unfortunately the nerve endings got attached incorrectly & it remained flaccid when I needed some action, where as when I

was a beleaguered boy who bellyflopped on the barstools because I burned my boston baked beans by boiling them

Danny drafted drab Disney drawings, drank double dried donkey dew. Didn't do diddlysquat

ever. Even everyman electrical engineer E. Edwards enjoyed earnestly expressing enjoyment.

Fastidiously fondling the festive, yet fetid, flowers, the fledgling fogot all foolishness and

gratuitously groped Giorgio's gorgeous yet gangrenous gams while guzzling gelatinous gasoline con mucho gusto, and generally

hating to have harried haberdasheries handling heavenly haddocks hand-over-handkerchief yet heroically hefting huddled handicapped hobbits into hazardous hot humid hovels.