And Andy replied, "Oh my! Really?" Matt said,

And Andy replied, "Oh my! Really?" Matt said, "Yeah, really!" Andy sighed, "Well then, I guess...

It must be true". "Yeah, I know. Bummer huh?" said Matt. "What should we do?" asked Andy. Matt shrugged. "Only one thing we can do really", he said. Matt looked at him in horror.

"We can't do this Andy, its insane!" Matt exclaimed.

Andy looked over at the map he had in his front pocket. He knew that they would need to follow the map to try to find the treasure. Matt took the map out of his hand and said,

"AAAAAAAAACHEW!!". "You idiot" Andy said "you fool, sneeze on our treasure, what were you thinking. You have blown the X right of the map". I fell straight to the ground in panic

ridge..." I said to Andy. "Oopsies.." he mumbled as he descended the 480 foot drop towards his doom. I felt a little bad for Andy, he was only 3 so I shouldn't have really suggeste

d that he try to fly so early. I could not resist urinating off the edge and onto his splattered corpse. "Drink this andy ahah" I shouted. Andy was only 3 but he had once stolen

a quarter from me, which more then entitled me to murder the little boy and then piss on his corpse. As I walked away, the police appeared. "Stop criminal scum!" they shouted.

The years I spent in prison were not wasted. I slowly built a large group of loyal criminals and created my own crime syndicate, which I controlled from my cold cell.