Continue on with this if you dare - Elbirret
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Continue on with this if you dare - Elbirret saw siht! Elbirret yletulosba! Noitautcnup eht tpecxe sdrawkcab saw gnihtyreve. Siht tuoba enod eb ot dah gnihtemos!
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Tsuj nehw I thguoht ti dlioc ton teg yna esrow, ti did! Won eht words sdrow erew lla sdrawkcab tub ni eht thgir redro.. Woh ot odnu eht noitatnacni? I dekool ni eht rorrim
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dna deirt ot daer eht sdrow sdrawkcab. Ni eht ssecorp, I tnew deyessorc, llef otni eht buthtab, dna won ym elkna yllaer struh! Siht sdrawkcab lleps sah em lla desufnoc.
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I came to my senses still inside the bathtub, very happy to find out I could read normal again. But as the time passed I could feel everything around me acting really weird
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The walls seemed like they were melting the roof moved around. I didn't realise I was actually drowning in my bathtub as my rubber ducky watched the seen with horror in it's eyes
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. "You have made an enemy out of me, & a fool out of yourself. Now die!" My rubber ducky told me. "Noo! *blublebluble*" I cried as I submerged in the bath water. I tried to tell my
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beloved bath toy the truth, but it was too late -- I couldn't possibly summarize the foul machinations of the Bath Salts Council before sinking to the tub's fathomless depths. My
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calculations proved beyond a shred of a doubt that the reason the tub was fathomless was because it was exactly less than a fathom deep; it was 4 ft and 2 inches deep to be exact.
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So the tub proved to be utterly useless for storing Futique's fathom collection, which only consisted of one fathom. A lady with red hair offered to store it in her garage, but
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There were other fathoms she had, who were jealously possessive of their "space". Futique took his fathom to Goodwill, where Cat Woman bought it and displayed it permanently. End.
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LordVacuity Aug 11 2016 @ 17:15
I can not fathom why Raquel Welch as Fathom did not launch a franchise. I mean there were 3 Matt Helm movies but only the one Fathom.
LordVacuity Aug 11 2016 @ 17:16
So Woab is wrong. The tub could have quite easily have stored my Fathom collection since it only the one DVD.
SlimWhitman Aug 11 2016 @ 17:35
I just checked: the first 20 pages of Fathom's screenplay was written by Lorenzo Semple in a single sitting. Bonnie & Clyde came out in the same year, 1967. You could add that to your tub, but it'll get rather bloody.
LordVacuity Aug 12 2016 @ 12:02
A few years back I was visiting my mother and I was sleeping in the bedroom looking out onto the carport. I had just woken up and was looking outside shirtless when I saw my little cousin under the carport. The window was opened and I crossed my arms across the mid bar and put on an overdone southern drawl and said, "hey boy, what you doing by my momma's car". He snapped around but had no idea I was quoting the opening scene of Bonnie and Clyde. True story; pathetic but oh so true.