Is this your card? No, wait.... Um... Is

Is this your card? No, wait.... Um... Is this your card? ( I knew I put it somewhere.) Okay, let's just start over. (Shuffle, shuffle.) Okay, now. Pick a card. Hold it. Don't tell
the audience was growing thin, they had been standing there for three hours.
Just how long will people wait for a front row seat at a hanging. Apparently only the victims family's were determined to wait. The fall only lasted for 16 ft or 1second, not very
long considering he had a parachute. But it didn't open so he fell like a rock. His body slammed into an elephant and scared it. The pachyderm flung a clown into the
lion's cage, where it was immediately eaten. The elephant, meanwhile, galloped out of the circus tent, never to be seen again. The ringmaster was furious. "What have you done to
The Greatest Show on Earth?", he yelled. The clowns meanwhile tried to distract the sated lion with balloon animals. The audience thought it was a joke, but the other lions
roared as they clawed at their cages hungry about days of deliberate starvation. A small boy fidgeted in his seat at the back of the tent, he needed the toilet and asked to get up.
But instead of visiting the john, he quietly slipped the key off the belt of a pizza focused zoo keeper and quietly set about opening all of the cages. The starved animals
immediately began killing and eating each other in a startlingly vicious scene that played itself out in front of Mrs. Knudsen's 3rd grade class. The zoo keeper knew he'd be fired
an Mrs. Knudsen's class knew they'd never forget that magical day. Shortly after his unceremonious firing, the zookeeper was hailed as a hero by 3rd graders everywhere.

Started: 2011-05-31 17:00:15
Finished: 2011-06-23 04:39:32

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