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She ended the email with "Nothing else is

  • She ended the email with "Nothing else is important.I just don't want to lose you,either.I've realised that yesterday.".And as soon as she sent it she felt that touch of regret.
  • It wasn't that her husband was not important. It was that, in comparison, he was a spec of dust in the eye of a thriving, working artist. She signed: the deed was done.
  • But her husband had been writing a novel this whole time, which Simon and Schuster LOVED. They saw a series. Soon the "Choose Your Own Adventures" took off and he became fabulously
  • indecisive. The inventor of "Choose Your Own Adventures" didn't know whether to put the left or right sock on first anymore. His wife bought him a kg of melange off Ebay, but that
  • only confused him further. He rued the day the "Choose Your Own Adventure" notion had popped into his noggin. He was rich, yes - but miserable. He eventually succumbed to catatonia
  • & lived in his own little world. Of course, everyone else still knew him as Billy Joel.
  • He hadn't been called that for the longest time. Don't ask me why, but he spent all his time looking for an uptown girl. "It's a matter of trust," he said.
  • "How can I trust a talking grizzly bear," she asked. "Listen," he said, "just ignore the fact I'm a grizzly bear for a second. We have a connection. It's not every day that you
  • get to love again. I too have had my heart broken on many a morn. Trust me, I empathize." She stepped back and quipped, "Oh, Mr. Grizzly, it seems our connection is breaking up."
  • Twasn't Grizzly's heart was broken but his skull. Mending from many a playful grizzly gash, a monkey finally did him in. Her relations included 2 Prez, a patriot & a bear of a man.
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    SlimWhitman Jun 15 2014 @ 20:54

    Fun historical fact: Grizzly Adams was related to patriot Samual Adams, and two presidents: John Adams & John Quincy Adams. More here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_"Grizzly"_Adams
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    PurpleProf Jun 15 2014 @ 22:47

    Really?! That is interesting! I just finished watching the HBO series on John Adams. It was excellent.

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